Trojan Rabbit

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By nickupton

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The Trojan Rabbit is a super siege engine made by King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table, in the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail, in order to storm a castle after being humiliated by French knights and having a cow fired at them by catapult.

The Trojan Rabbit was the idea of Sir Bedevere (played by Terry Jones) and is based on the more famous Wooden Horse of Troy. The intention was to hide inside the Trojan Rabbit and after it was taken into the castle, jump out and take the fortification. Unfortunately, the knights forget to get inside the Trojan Rabbit and it gets fired at them by catapult causing them to "Run away! Run away!"

King Arthur: What happens now?
Sir Bedevere: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
Arthur: Who leaps out?
Bedevere: U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...
Arthur: Ohh...
Bedevere: Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger.......

Watch the whole scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail below.


Like any good movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail has a large number of associated products for sale and there are a few things that are based on the Trojan Rabbit scene from the movie.

You can play with a mini cow-tapult set and bombard your friends with farmyard animals, you can take your very own Trojan Rabbit for a walk and wear a Trojan Rabbit t-shirt with pride (the t-shirt even carries the instructions to build your own version).

If this is not enough you can see more Monty Python and the Holy Grail tie-in products here: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Gifts

Trojan Rabbit Merchandise

Monty Python - Diagram T-Shirt - Small
A cool t-shirt which has details of how to build a Trojan Rabbit on the front.
Amazon Price: $17.95
Monty Python Toy Vault Trojan Rabbit
Play with your own Trojan Rabbit with this silly toy.
Amazon Price: $30.00
Monty Python Cow Catapult Deluxe Set
A cow-tapult toy; "Run away, run away!"
Amazon Price: $79.00
List Price: $29.95

Make A Trojan Rabbit

If you should wish to storm a medieval castle then consider making your own Trojan Rabbit, it may just be the answer.

This schematic drawing will help in construction although if you require a Trojan Badger too you will have to draw up the plans yourself.

If you decide to make one, you won't be the first:

Trojan Rabbit 1

Trojan Rabbit 2

Make A Trojan Rabbit Model For War Games

Trojan Rabbit Question

Is A Trojan Rabbit The Best Way To Attack A Castle?

  • Yes, this is the method I always use.
  • No, I prefer to use balistas and trebuchets, much more spectacular.
  • No, I have the best success by laying siege for 6-8 months.
  • No, firing a plague-ridden cow carcass into the castle will have it done within 3 weeks.
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Phillbert Level 2 Commenter 12 months ago

Run away! Run away! hahaha great hub!

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